ADRESS OF BOMB

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelo...

CAT WILL KILL.... Please Help me......

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with...

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. The difference between complete ...

JOKES ABOUT WIFE AND HUSBAND

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?  A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...  &  the other ensures U Continu...

Wish of Wife and Husband

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them...

YOUNG DOCTOR

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one acco...

AFRAID OF WOMEN

Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman &am...

A 50th Wedding Anniversary

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luig...

BEFORE MARRIAGE, AFTER MARRIAGE

A conversation before marriage... He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She : Do you want me to leave? He : No! Don't even thi...

Member Of Parliament voted to.......

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven...

DUCK FOOD

A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'got any duck food?' The guy at the counter says, 'sorry, we don't sell du...

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real peopleand telling h...

Front Seat

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He...

ACCOUNTANT, COUNTING SHEEP JOKE

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The ...

Installing Your Husband

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,...

FATHER OF HUNDREDS

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wor...

Needles Are Not Nice

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob ask...

It's not Wife but WIFI

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at...

Doctor says I have good news and bad news

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is...

Dinner Accident

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They ...

LUCKY ZEBRA

A deer was trying to cross a busy road but the traffic was very heavy. After waiting unsuccessfully for a few minutes, a bear walked past ...

Choices Joke

It was dinner time on a British Airways flight from London to New York. As the flight attendant moved down the plane, she asked one of the...

Condolences of Female

A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to...

Poor English Problem

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when you are not pre...

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