Member Of Parliament voted to.......

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven...

DUCK FOOD

A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'got any duck food?' The guy at the counter says, 'sorry, we don't sell du...

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real peopleand telling h...

Front Seat

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He...

ACCOUNTANT, COUNTING SHEEP JOKE

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The ...

Installing Your Husband

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,...