CALLER ID joke, This is Daddy joke, Dirty Uncle Joke

Hello? Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause...

Between Legs Joke

A little boy asked his dad what's in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok what's in between...

I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU JOKE

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Se...

SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN JOKE

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some thi...

MEN ARE MEN JOKE

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u” Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infat...

FUNNY MOSQITOS JOKE

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invi...

I SINNED WITH AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRL JOKE

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: ...

CROSSING FROM FARMERS FIELD JOKE

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch th...

MILK AND WINE JOKE

People say that drinking milk makes you stronger. Drink 5 glasses of milk and then try moving a wall. Impossible? Now drink 5 glasses...

THE WINE TASTER

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look c...

GOD IS WATCHING APPLES JOKE

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted ...

I WAS PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN’T DO JOKE

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Th...

DOCTOR AND INDIANS JOKE

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"  "Simple, just c...

THE LADY NEXT DOOR

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter l...

WEIGHT LOSS COMPANY JOKE

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stan...