GOD IS WATCHING APPLES JOKE

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted ...

FORMULA FOR WATER

Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But yo...

I'AM A LIGHT BULB

Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait an...

ADRESS OF BOMB

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelo...