YOU LOOK FAT

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Doctor Jokes Di...

FORMULA FOR WATER

Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But yo...

I'AM A LIGHT BULB

Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait an...

Applying For A Job

There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing...

HUMAN BODY

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That...

HER FAMILY

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies bec...

PASSWORD OF COMPUTER

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls ...

OLD MAN SPERM COUNT JOKE

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.  The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ...

PLAY A FUN GAME WITH BLONDE

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The...