I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU JOKE

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Se...

FUNNY MOSQITOS JOKE

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invi...

YOU LOOK FAT

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Doctor Jokes Di...

I'AM A LIGHT BULB

Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait an...

DESCRIBING WIFE

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: ...

ADRESS OF BOMB

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelo...

BEFORE MARRIAGE, AFTER MARRIAGE

A conversation before marriage... He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She : Do you want me to leave? He : No! Don't even thi...

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real peopleand telling h...

Doctor says I have good news and bad news

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is...

LUCKY ZEBRA

A deer was trying to cross a busy road but the traffic was very heavy. After waiting unsuccessfully for a few minutes, a bear walked past ...

Choices Joke

It was dinner time on a British Airways flight from London to New York. As the flight attendant moved down the plane, she asked one of the...

Condolences of Female

A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to...

Poor English Problem

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when you are not pre...