GOD IS WATCHING APPLES JOKE

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted ...

I WAS PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN’T DO JOKE

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Th...

CARROT

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Doctor Jokes Dirty...

FORMULA FOR WATER

Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But yo...

Applying For A Job

There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing...

HUMAN BODY

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That...

MASCULINE AND FEMININE IN SPANISH

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ...