A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself
as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you
can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up
for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself,
he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for
broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens
it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is
mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week
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