DOCTOR AND INDIANS JOKE

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"  "Simple, just c...

CARROT

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Doctor Jokes Dirty...

LAWYER WAKING UP FROM ANESTESIA

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ...

DIFFERENCE OF SURGEON AND MECHANIC

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. ...

SHOW THE TOOTH

A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. J...

MENTALLY STABLE

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly ju...

YOUNG DOCTOR

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one acco...

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real peopleand telling h...

Needles Are Not Nice

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob ask...

Doctor says I have good news and bad news

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is...