ACCOUNTANT, COUNTING SHEEP JOKE

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The ...

Doctor says I have good news and bad news

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is...

Dinner Accident

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They ...