IT'S DARK HERE

A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he ...

WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING

It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard an...

DIFFERENCE OF SURGEON AND MECHANIC

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. ...

MASCULINE AND FEMININE IN SPANISH

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ...

SHOW THE TOOTH

A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. J...

MENTALLY STABLE

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly ju...

I Fart All The Time

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, b...

TO EXPLAIN IT TO BLONDE

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting...

TO FLATTEN TUMMY OUT

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter ...

DESCRIBING WIFE

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: ...

Breast Feeding Joke

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my...

WRONG HOLE

A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than e...