MILK AND WINE JOKE

People say that drinking milk makes you stronger. Drink 5 glasses of milk and then try moving a wall. Impossible? Now drink 5 glasses...

THE WINE TASTER

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look c...

GOD IS WATCHING APPLES JOKE

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted ...

I WAS PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN’T DO JOKE

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Th...

DOCTOR AND INDIANS JOKE

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"  "Simple, just c...

THE LADY NEXT DOOR

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter l...

WEIGHT LOSS COMPANY JOKE

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stan...