CALLER ID joke, This is Daddy joke, Dirty Uncle Joke

Hello? Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause...

Between Legs Joke

A little boy asked his dad what's in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok what's in between...

I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU JOKE

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Se...

SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN JOKE

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some thi...

MEN ARE MEN JOKE

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u” Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infat...

FUNNY MOSQITOS JOKE

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invi...

I SINNED WITH AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRL JOKE

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: ...

CROSSING FROM FARMERS FIELD JOKE

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch th...