Hello? Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause...

Hello? Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause...
A little boy asked his dad what's in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok what's in between...