I Fart All The Time

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, b...

TO EXPLAIN IT TO BLONDE

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting...

TO FLATTEN TUMMY OUT

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter ...

DESCRIBING WIFE

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: ...

Breast Feeding Joke

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my...

WRONG HOLE

A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than e...

ADRESS OF BOMB

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelo...

CAT WILL KILL.... Please Help me......

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with...

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. The difference between complete ...

JOKES ABOUT WIFE AND HUSBAND

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?  A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...  &  the other ensures U Continu...

Wish of Wife and Husband

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them...

YOUNG DOCTOR

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one acco...

AFRAID OF WOMEN

Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman ...

A 50th Wedding Anniversary

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luig...

BEFORE MARRIAGE, AFTER MARRIAGE

A conversation before marriage... He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She : Do you want me to leave? He : No! Don't even thi...