FUNNY MOSQITOS JOKE

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invi...

I SINNED WITH AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRL JOKE

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: ...

CROSSING FROM FARMERS FIELD JOKE

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch th...

MILK AND WINE JOKE

People say that drinking milk makes you stronger. Drink 5 glasses of milk and then try moving a wall. Impossible? Now drink 5 glasses...

THE WINE TASTER

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look c...

GOD IS WATCHING APPLES JOKE

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted ...

I WAS PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN’T DO JOKE

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Th...

DOCTOR AND INDIANS JOKE

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"  "Simple, just c...

THE LADY NEXT DOOR

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter l...

WEIGHT LOSS COMPANY JOKE

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stan...

FORGET ABOUT IT

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find...

BET'S A BET

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brook...

BLONDE IN SHOE SHOP

A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she as...

I JUST GOT THE FIRST JOKE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. ...

MORAL OF STORY

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of ...