BET'S A BET

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brook...

BLONDE IN SHOE SHOP

A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she as...

I JUST GOT THE FIRST JOKE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. ...

MORAL OF STORY

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of ...

MY WIFE'S HEARING ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?...

CARROT

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Doctor Jokes Dirty...

LAWYER WAKING UP FROM ANESTESIA

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ...

YOU LOOK FAT

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Doctor Jokes Di...

FORMULA FOR WATER

Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But yo...

I'AM A LIGHT BULB

Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait an...

Applying For A Job

There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing...

HUMAN BODY

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That...

HER FAMILY

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies bec...

PASSWORD OF COMPUTER

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls ...

OLD MAN SPERM COUNT JOKE

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.  The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ...